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30th July 2014

Post reblogged from ¿?¿ with 7,838 notes

reblog if you are cute and hilarious

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30th July 2014

Post reblogged from Helvetin ☭ Kommari with 7,308 notes

neckbearcl:

sexhaver:

okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions and if you reblog it unironically you are a bad person

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30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from INDEED with 1,200 notes

urulokid:

hanari-502:

Looking for someone who enjoys gun shows and quiet nights of surveillance. Must not have a problem dating a girl who cannot disclose any details about her professional life. Would be nice if you also worked 364 days of the year. Now that i’m writing this out I’m starting to think that this person doesn’t exist…

Welp here’s that Miss Pauling photoset I blasted out my ass in a literal day. Any Scouts out there looking for an eligible girl who can wield a shotgun and bury bodies at the same time…are unfortunately in the wrong place. Business before pleasure! I’ve got to do my job or The Administrator will have my head.

Miss Pauling | Photographer

LOOK AT MY FUTURE ROOMMATE

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30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from that feel with 3,902 notes

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

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30th July 2014

Post reblogged from hello with 412,077 notes

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from hello with 456,423 notes

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30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from hello with 133,140 notes

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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30th July 2014

Video reblogged from hello with 185,925 notes

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

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30th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Cognitive Dissonance with 38,657 notes

wwalk3:

invisiblelad:

evolutia:

swallowthatshit:

gang0fwolves:

wussut:

sizvideos:

4 Year Old Foils Babysitter’s Robbery Plot - Video

Let’s just blame the black guy…

believe a little girl in 30 seconds but won’t believe the black man after 5 hours….lol ok.

Says a lot.

It really does. I think it’s wonderful that she told that truth however, this is a prime example of white privilege. At 4 years old, she actually had systematic power over the fate of a Black male. White privilege is a very real and impactful thing.

I know that this story is heartwarming in it’s own way. Yes, the 4 year old has more in the way of ethical fiber in her pinky than her babysitter has in her whole body. Yes, it’s case closed on a wrongfully accused case that could have had very serious consequences for the neighbor involved…

but there’s something really chilling about an otherwise law abiding citizen being arrested and questioned in handcuffs for 5 hours on the casual implication of a 17 year old. 

Here for the comments, especially the last one.

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30th July 2014

Post reblogged from that feel with 154,855 notes

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

That is weirdly accurate…

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