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16th September 2014

Post reblogged from hello with 10,866 notes

A girl wanted me to send her a naughty picture, so I sent her this gif of me beating my meat

onlylolgifs:

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16th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Yeah, that sounds like a whomp panda with 5,243 notes

chewiesmiles:

via Mike Brown: Facts and dog whistles by Jonathan Korman (@miniver)

Part I here

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16th September 2014

Post reblogged from Second Breakfast with 77,621 notes

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

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16th September 2014

Link reblogged from Advocating Progress with 274 notes

9 Months On, Koch Fears Realized After Town Raised Minimum Wage To $15 →

addictinginfo:

9 Months On, Koch Fears Realized After Town Raised Minimum Wage To $15

Photo from 15 Now

Photo from 15 Now

In January, the town of Seatac, Washington, put in to effect a new $15 per hour Minimum Wage. No ramp ups, no tiered implementation. One day it was the state standard,…

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16th September 2014

Question reblogged from Helvetin ☭ Kommari with 38,691 notes

Anonymous said: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

catfishsteve:

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

A+

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16th September 2014

Question reblogged from Helvetin ☭ Kommari with 2,590 notes

Anonymous said: Let me get this straight, Nicki Minaj can wiggle her butt six ways till Sunday and people can call her a black feminist messiah, but when there's a weak-ass Spider-Woman variant cover that make her look like she's posing like Nicki Minaj, it suddenly NOT okay and Marvel should be ashamed??? I'm honestly, seriously confused here :/

teacupnosaucer:

ohmygil:

Nicki Minaj is also a real person who makes real decisions for herself and made a video and song that celebrated her own body and her own sexuality while outright critiquing the Male Gaze through visual metaphor

Jessica Drew is not a real person and was drawn by a man in a submissive position who visually objectifies her (spandex doesn’t work on asses like that come on) and every female superhero he’s drawn. And he can’t even draw a background right.

repeat it with me now everybody: made up women drawn for gross men to jerk off to are NOT equivalent to real life women expressing their sexuality for their own benefit

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16th September 2014

Post reblogged from what's new pussycat with 333 notes

queensamus:

i just wanna remind ppl that pumpkin online, the harvest moon/animal crossing mmo/dating sim complete with non-binary gender options and no restrictions as to who u can date, is about $2500 from it’s goal and has 3 days left on kickstarter

i’m gonna be donating probably later today, still not sure how much, but it’s definitely going to be at least enough to get into the beta 

but ye you should check it out they also have a tumblr pumpkinonline

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16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Yeah, that sounds like a whomp panda with 236,881 notes

emmersdrawberry:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins


IT LOOKS LIKE AN AWFUL GAME OF GUITAR HERO 

emmersdrawberry:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

IT LOOKS LIKE AN AWFUL GAME OF GUITAR HERO 

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16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from hello with 3,289 notes

Tagged: mooreka

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16th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Shit Rich College Kids Say with 16,330 notes

cho-yu:

klefaeries:

green-witch-uprooted:

goingtonamek:

i got angry and made a thing.

Important

As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.

I had no idea about the speed score thing :O

But if I can add on about being a cashier for a Pharmacy:

1) We’re required to have your name and birthday every time you come up. Don’t roll your eyes and expect us to remember you

2) Don’t mumble your name and birthday. It might be obvious to you, but it’s our first time hearing it so please speak clearly

3) The computers we use at the cash register are very basic and only tell us what prescription you’re getting. If you want to know your insurance info or change your info, you have to go down to the other end

4) When you’re dropping off your prescription, STAY. THERE.

There’s a LOT of information we have to go through, including your insurance, and we don’t want you yelling at us later when you come to pick it up and it turns out your insurance didn’t cover it and we couldn’t tell you because you were gone

5) Just please be patient with us.

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